I like checking the mail, even though it is usually filled with bills and junk. I guess I hope for a surprise sum of money to appear magically inside that little black box...or delivered by the mailman. Either one. Much to my delight the other day, I discovered a gratifying envelope had been delivered with a mysterious return address and perforated edges. You know, the edges you get to tear off because there is a check inside? I thought to myself, fun! My postal dreams were coming true.
I eagerly tore off those pliable edges and saw a letter sent from Lamont, Hanley & Associates, Inc. I thought, wow, how nice of Mr. Lamont and Mrs. Hanley to send us some money, we don't even know them! $218.40! That's awesome! But then I began reading:
"The above captioned claim has been placed with this office for collection in full."
I'd been duped! Apparently the car insurance we had dropped is still trying to collect money from us for the policy we no longer have.
These creditors are getting tricky. Now they were not only annoying my husband with a barrage of phone calls, but they began psychological warfare using postage as their ammunition. They picked up my hopes and then dashed them to the ground! I'd been juked to the max.
It's my move now in this giant game of money-Chess, and now that collection letter is sitting in my basement collecting dust, because we can't pay it yet. So, take that Lamont and Hanley!
Has this ever happened to you?